Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
Eleana Garcia, Steinmetz
Erayna Wright, Jones
Miguel Cedillo, Foreman
Lynda Lopez, Prosser
MODERATOR: North Lawndale won the city championship in
boys basketball. My school would win the city championship in …
Eleana: … girls track. We have Coach P! He’s awesome!
Erayna: … eating and selling lots and lots of food.
Miguel: … track! Because I’m in track!
Lynda: … service learning initiatives. We have done a great deal within different communities in the city and the world.
MODERATOR: Will the Cubs finally reach the World Series? Why
or why not?
Eleana: Once again, they might come close, but I’ve lost all hope for them. They’re still fun to watch, though.
Erayna: Please, that’s like asking if the Bulls ever win a championship. Sox rule!
Miguel: Of curse! Go Cubs!!!
Lynda: According to the constellations, the Cubs will reach the World Series in … hmm, well, it looks bleak. Sorry, Cubs.
MODERATOR: What’s the funniest sounding name in sports?
Eleana: Cricket. C’mon, it’s sorta funny.
Erayna: A nose guard in football. Do they really guard your nose or is it a figure of speech?
Miguel: Huh?
Lynda: Derrick Rose. Reminds me of a thorn.
MODERATOR: NFL draft experts say Andre Smith might have
cost himself millions by leaving the NFL scouting combine and
not telling anyone. Where do you think he went?
Eleana: Perhaps Hawaii, for some “peace and quiet” time.
Erayna: I don’t even know the guy! Are you suggesting I’m a stalker?
Miguel: Vegas, baby!!!
Lynda: The Oscars?
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