1 Good with multiples
“The Bachelor” Jason Mesnick outraged America this week by dumping the woman he proposed to on national TV and pursuing the woman he dumped before that. Asked why, Mesnick explained that his definition of marriage is a union between a man and whomever he happens to be interested in at the moment.
2 Ohhhh good
Los Angeles County supervisors declared this week “No cussing week” in L.A., though ultimate success will depend on whether Christian Bale was muzzled or not.
3 Play time!
President Obama and wife Michelle gave their daughters a swing set Wednesday. It’s set up right next to the Iron Maiden Rahm Emanuel built for his critics.
4 Exposed
Nashville is the manliest city in America, a new survey says. Chicago must’ve admitted to liking The Fray or something.
5 Micro machine
This season, “America’s Next Top Model” is showcasing shorter models, or, as top fashion industry people call them, “leprechauns.”
6 Celebrate
Michael Jackson (above) announced his big musical comeback Thursday. Jesus Juice for everybody! Getty Images
7 To be continued
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