Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com.
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
Allyssa Pollard, Neuqua Valley
Lee Pikelny, Lincoln Park
Gretchen Andsager, Neuqua Valley
Lynda Lopez, Prosser
MODERATOR: What’s the real reason Chicago didn’t
get the Olympics?
ALLYSSA: Copenhagen doesn’t like Oprah.
LEE: Oprah didn’t give the Olympic committee brand new cars.
GRETCHEN: I don’t think it would’ve been possible for Chicago to host the Olympics and get a large enough profit to outweigh the debts.
LYNDA: Beaches, hot weather and Carnival. Yeah … sorry, Chicago.
MODERATOR: Anything you want to tell the people in Rio?
ALLYSSA: Don’t expect any Chicagoans in 2016. We’re very bitter people.
LEE: Thanks for keeping Chicago from winning.
GRETCHEN: Be safe and have a blast enjoying the first Olympics in South America!
LYNDA: Can someone pay for my ticket to Rio? It’s only a few hundred dollars, or thousand … I’m good for it.
MODERATOR: Come up with a better name than “homecoming.”
ALLYSSA: Homegoing?
LEE: “Fake an Interest in Your School” Day.
GRETCHEN: Fall Formal.
LYNDA: “The Best Night of Your Life.” Who wouldn’t want to buy tickets to this event? $5 per ticket and for all that. Well worth it.
MODERATOR: Who would be a stranger couple than Khloe Kardashian and L.A. Laker Lamar Odom?
ALLYSSA: Rosie O’Donnell and Avery Brooks.
LEE: Michael Vick and a veterinarian. I doubt he’d get to play with the dogs.
GRETCHEN: Taylor Swift and Kanye West!!
LYNDA: Taylor Swift and Hulk Hogan. That would definitely be a VH1 worthy show. “When Good Girls Go Bad.”
