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Two high-profile crashes — one near Orlando, one in Washington — have dominated headlines of late. A comparison:

Crasher: Tiger Woods

Crashed: Into tree and fire hydrant in 2009 Cadillac Escalade

Location: End of the driveway

On the menu: Crow

Wife’s role: Unclear

The cut: Facial lacerations

Unconscious: Woods, for up to six minutes

Crasher: Michaele and Tareq Salahi

Crashed: Obama’s state dinner in White House escapade

Location: South Lawn

On the menu: Prawns

Wife’s role: Real Housewives of D.C.?

The cut: What Salahis didn’t make

Unconscious: Secret Service