THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS:
Lynda Lopez, Prosser
Chris Betts, King
Lee Pickelny, Lincoln Park
Zach Aries, Walter Payton
MODERATOR: College bowl season is here. Make up a bowl and its sponsor.
LYNDA: The Nerd Bowl: Bill Gates will have a day of fun at Microsoft.
CHRIS: Nerf Super Soaker Bowl, sponsored by Aquafina
LEE: The Gas Bowl, sponsored by Phartronics Engineering. Yes … it’s a real company.
ZACH: The Super (Eight Motel) Bowl
MODERATOR: Arena football is coming back to Chicago. What changes would you make so the Rush can stick around this time?
LYNDA: Hmm, they should make sure that all the fans have complementary Sprites and nachos.
CHRIS: Heated leather seats in the arena
LEE: Simple: Change the lack of fans.
ZACH: They need to find a balance between the NFL and the XFL. Then they’ll be good to go.
MODERATOR: Shaq thinks LeBron James could “coach in the NBA right now.” What could Shaq do right now?
LYNDA: He should record his own CD titled “The Sights and Sounds of Shaq: The Deluxe Edition.”
CHRIS: Come to my house and help my grandma get things off the shelf.
LEE: Work on becoming an owner and then hire LeBron. Let’s see how that goes for him.
ZACH: Be a police officer (he’s already a reserve one). Imagine being chased by Shaq — scary, huh?
MODERATOR: Chad Ochocinco was fined for wearing a poncho and sombrero, and for pretending to bribe a ref. Suggest his next stunt.
LYNDA: He decides to don a red hat with a pink feather. It is sure to turn heads.
CHRIS: Dressing up as an unsuspended football player and playing in the next game
LEE: Play a game without causing any distractions. It would definitely throw people off … and be a distraction.
ZACH: As long as I’m not there, I say he goes streaking across the field and does the Lambeau Leap — talk about a fine.
