Mouthing off in front of your teachers would never be condoned, but all goes out the window when we start talking sports. Wanna take part? E-mail us at themash@tribune.com.
THIS WEEK’S CHATTERHEADS
Mariam Khawam, Lincoln Park
Lee Pikelny, Lincoln Park
Erayna Wright, Jones
CHRIS BETTS, KING
MODERATOR: Kiefer Sutherland wore a dress on “Letterman” because he lost a bet when the New England Patriots lost. What stunt would you be willing to bet on a team?
MARIAM: I have no idea, I never make bets. See what happens!
LEE: I already had to wear Cubs gear after they won the overall series against the Sox a few years back. That was bad enough.
ERAYNA: Actually, I wouldn’t mind dressing like a dude.
CHRIS: I’d make a bet that the loser has to eat cake. That would be the only time I’d bet on the Wizards.
MODERATOR: Speaking of teams, who should play for Team Conan, and why?
MARIAM: Comedians! Who knows, a little laughter goes a long way.
LEE: All the networks that aren’t NBC. They’ll benefit from the low ratings Conan dishes out.
ERAYNA: Ummm, does it really matter?
CHRIS: Tiger Woods, of course. He can introduce the staff at NBC to very nice, talkative women.
MODERATOR: First Tiger, now Shaq. What will be the next scandal involving an athlete?
MARIAM: It could be just about anybody. I guess we will have to wait and find out.
LEE: I heard the Washington Wizards are looking for a new “hot shot.” Wait … Gilbert Arenas jokes were last week.
ERAYNA: LeBron James will most likely get dunked on in his own b-ball camp (again,) but will not take it lightly.
CHRIS: Dennis Rodman will admit that he is Wendy Williams in disguise.
MODERATOR: The New York Knicks say they lost a game because their hotel was haunted. How would you help them with their ghost problem?
MARIAM: TAPS, Ghost Hunters, all that jazz. Who knows, maybe there will be an episode about yet another haunted hotel.
LEE: I plan on pointing and laughing. I’m sorry, people yelling “BOO!” doesn’t mean it’s a ghost problem.
ERAYNA: Cast out those demons!
CHRIS: The ghost of denial can’t be conquered by anyone.
