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Wake me up when you know where you want the speed cameras.

WINNER:

Nancy Vlasak, Westchester

RUNNERS-UP:

Judy Rogin, Libertyville

But wait! Also included in your child’s “authentic” Fixing Chicago’s

Streets kit is an idle Streets and Sanitation worker.

Kurt Gubitz, Chicago

Awww! It’s his first no-bib contract.

Jim Tierney, Chicago

Hey, kid, slow down! You wanna ruin it for everybody?