Winner: “You can relax — touchdowns are far more frequent north of the border.” – Dan Tompkins, Westmont
Extras:
“M-EYE-CH-GAN spells Lake Michigan.”
Mr. Richard C. Kosenesky, Cicero
“Drain the swamp–THE SWAMP DUMMY–not the Lake.”
Jerry Mejdrich, Hinsdale
“And on a brighter note, crime is down all over the city and the surf is up – way up, we’re talking once every 108 years kinda’ up.”
Vincent A. Boone, Dekalb
“Phew! Illinois State Politics is finally over the lake. “
Chuck Keslin, Naperville
“Wrong lake! You want Lake Eerie.”
Pat Foley, Homer Glen
“Chicago forecast: A daley chance for lots of wind.”
Joyce Keithley, Chicago
“I think the Illinois governor and legislature are pretty enlightened about climate change. I’ll head over to Wisconsin.
Paula Matzek, Mount Prospect
“Blagojevich apologises. Sorry, Rod, empty words earn 14 years. As usual, Patti storms. “
Nancy Shugan , Frankfort
