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You trained and, in fact, used to supervise your last three bosses.
— Big Al-bert
You now share a cube with an intern.
— Intern-bert
Your box on the organization chart has no lines attached to it.
— Not-totally-bad-though-bert
Everyone you pass in the office tells you how sorry they are, and you haven’t had a death in the family.
— Always-the-last-to-know-bert
The secretary asks you to do some photocopying for her.
— DemoChick




