Barbie’s getting collagen treatments! No lie, the beacon of feminine beauty is changing with the times. She’s turning pouty-lipped, glopping on the makeup and shimmying into low-rise jeans as Mattel tries to recapture that quickly maturing market, the pre-teen girl.
And what does every My Skank–oops, make that My Scene–Barbie need? Accessories, of course! Tell us what you think Babs needs to make her life complete. This new babe needs way more than a decent pair of stiletto heels!
We’ll get you started. We think My Scene Barbie should come with:
– Mini-tattoo needles and ink.
– Her complete rap sheet.
– The phone number for Christina Aguilera’s stylist.
– A new resume, exchanging ballerina for video dancer and librarian for Lil’ Kim protegee.
– Penicillin.
Complete this picture and you could be one of three people to win a new My Scene Barbie. Send your responses, along with your first and last name (please!) and place of residence to Q@Tribune.com by Thursday.
