1. Sign me up
Wait a minute. No one told me you can eat tubs of mayonnaise competitively.
2. Must … reach … remote
“So You Think You Can Dance” and “Rock Star: INXS” were on at the same time Wednesday night. It was like sitting through back-to-back weddings on a bed of nails.
3. Daddy needs support
Porsche plans to invest more than $1 billion on developing a four-door sports car–for the man who wants to bring the kids along on his midlife crisis.
4. Remember me?
If only it were the last call. If only.
5. Go figure
Nicole Kidman says her divorce from Tom Cruise made her wary of men. So naturally she then decided to date … Lenny Kravitz.
6. The gold standard
What are T-Boz and Chilli looking for on their reality TV talent search “R U the Girl”? “No stinking ho’s,” they tell mtv.com. All righty then.
7. What a coincidence
Madonna has announced that “Hung Up” will be the first single off her upcoming album “Confessions on a Dancefloor,” which I’m sure is totally unrelated to the success of Usher’s “Caught Up” from his multiplatinum album “Confessions.”
8. Excellent
XM is teaming up with Napster to allow you to download songs you hear on satellite radio. Let’s hope you get the annoying DJ banter over the top of them too.
9. Let’s go Voltron force!
Yes, there will be a “Voltron” movie. Yes, I feel like a giant dork for being excited about this.
