Best Show You’re Not Watching
“Legend of the Seeker”
Most Popular YouTube Babies
Charlie and Harry. The “Charlie bit me” video clip has more than 98 million views.
Guiltiest Pleasure
Blair from “Gossip Girl”
Most Dramatic Breakup and Makeup
Chris Brown and Rihanna
Cuddliest
First Dog
Bo, a Portuguese
water dog
Funniest Self-spoof
Lindsay Lohan’s >>>>eHarmony video
Best Marilyn Monroe tattoo
Megan Fox
Biggest Mistake
America, for voting for the WRONG American Idol!
Best Money Management
AIG (American International Group), for using their bailout money for executive bonuses.
Book Glutton Award
Stephenie Meyer, author of the “Twilight” series, for selling the most books since “Harry Potter.”
Wait, Who Is That Again? Award
The casts of “High School Musical 3” and “Twilight” (tie)
Surprise Freak-out Award
Christian Bale, for his furious, cursing rant on the set of “Terminator Salvation.” He gives cell-phone-abusing Naomi Campbell some competition.
Baby-Boomer Award
Octo-mom, because … well, it’s self- explanatory.
I Love This Song And I’m Not Afraid to Say It! Award
Lady Gaga, for her insanely infectious hit “Poker Face.”
Maybe You Should Stick To Texting Award
Former >>>>Gov. Rod Blagojevich
Whoaaa, Old Dudes Can Rock Award
Bruce Springsteen, for his 2009 Super Bowl performance.
Bale Me Out Of Jail Award
Christian Bale, for his international success as Bruce Wayne in “Dark Knight.”
Honest Man Award
Drew Peterson
Eyesight Award
Sarah Palin, for being able to see Russia from her house.
King or Queen of the Comeback
Britney Spears, for her amazing return to pop music relevance.
You Are EVERYWHERE, Jeez! Award
Beyonce, for too many things to name: monster hits “Single Ladies” and “Diva,” performing at the Inaugural Ball, star turns in the films “Cadillac Records” and “Obsessed” …
