Tweet:
Never been so happy for fresh air. That @cta #RedLine train smelled like someone died and decomposed in a pool of vomit #CTAfail @CTAFails
Response:
To be fair, that smell might be coming from you.
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The @cta wants to make my life hard today. 15 min stall on the Blue line and now we’re being asked to get off the 81W bus.
Response:
We did it just to piss you off.
Tweet:
Emerged from below ground on the northbound Red line arriving at Fullerton. @cta such a great system!
Response:
Finally a compliment!!
Tweet:
Dear @cta, it’s not ok for a bus to run 17 minutes late, especially when the wind chill is 21 degrees. Please fix before temp drops again
Response:
Try a taxi. They smell better anyway.
Tweet:
The Bryn Mawr stop’s escalator has been boarded up for a month now and @cta doesn’t plan on reopening it for another month. WTF
Response:
You could probably use the exercise.
Tweet:
@cta Please name one way in which Ventra is not worse than the old system.
Response:
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men. – John F. Kennedy
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