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Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) loves three things: wood, meat and Lil' Sebastian. Ron Swanson hates three things: government, salad and small talk. Drink nothing but dark liquor, be brutally honest, and remember to be the worst to Jerry Gergich (Jim O'Heir). Oh and stay the hell away from anyone named Tammy (Megan Mullally, Patricia Clarkson). The world doesn't need a Tammy 3.
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Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) loves three things: wood, meat and Lil’ Sebastian. Ron Swanson hates three things: government, salad and small talk. Drink nothing but dark liquor, be brutally honest, and remember to be the worst to Jerry Gergich (Jim O’Heir). Oh and stay the hell away from anyone named Tammy (Megan Mullally, Patricia Clarkson). The world doesn’t need a Tammy 3.
Chicago Tribune
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Let’s be real, we’re already thinking about Halloween. This year, let’s skip the typical banana suit or superhero costume. Don’t you want to go as your favorite Shonda Rhimes gladiator? Or a Ron Swason meat-loving wannabe? Or take to the bar dressed as everyone’s favorite big-booty selfie addict (…one guess as to who that one is)?
We thought so. Let’s help you make 2014 the year you win most kickass costume. Because you will, and you’re welcome.
Props to Polyvore.com for the assist on coming up with these outfits.