Who needs George W. Bush and John Kerry when you can vote for a mouse instead?
No, Mickey hasn’t declared his candidacy. But thanks to Spice Mice, a company that creates mice dolls, two of his brethren–Bushy Tail and Hairy Kerry–will be rat racing to the White House this fall.
The dolls are available on spicemice.com, where you can also listen to the two mice debate before casting a vote for your favorite mouse candidate. (Don’t forget to vote for your favorite cheese too.)
The site is updated every Tuesday, and this week Bush was winning with 53 percent of the vote.
The victory margin may not last, however, as the campaign gets hotter.
Hairy Kerry looks pretty tough when you squeeze him and he says, “This time, every piece of cheese will be counted.”
Although Bushy Tail has a nice comeback: “The cat from Iraq is in my sack, and he’s not going back … Jack!”
