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Kris Jenner officially filed for divorce from Bruce Jenner. While we’re in pieces over this breakup, “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” certainly forewarned us.
We’ll be mourning the loss of this celeb couple for at least the next 24 hours. R.I.P. to love.
But let’s be honest, it’s time to start thinking forward. Kris Jenner helped build an empire for the Kardashian-Jenner krew, but which reality television family could she join next?
Surely the world would be a better place if the Kardashian family and another reality television family came together to take over the world and our American gratuitous drama-loving hearts.
Prepared for Kardashian world domination? Here’s nine families the reality queen could annex.
‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’
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With a mom-ager attitude, Kris could definitely give little Honey Boo Boo (Alana Thompson) a few tips on how to get back into the beauty pageant circle. Move over Miss America, Boo Boo’s in the building! Plus, Alana’s family did a spot on Kardashian impression last season for Halloween so it’s pretty much written in the stars.
‘The Wahlburgers’
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The Wahlberg family is gearing up to expand their hamburger restaurant business, and if there’s one thing Kris knows how to do, it’s sell a product (i.e. clothing, her family, etc.) The Kardashians could even have a hamburger named after them! We’ll call it “The Kim.”
‘Duck Dynasty’
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Kris is looking for more options—a life change. Enough slumming it with the Hollywood crowd because … wait, what’s that calling? Oh, it’s nature. Who wouldn’t want to see her dressed in camo from head to toe out in the wilderness trying to look “natural” with a smoky eye and lip gloss? You’re welcome for that mental picture.
’19 Kids and Counting’
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The Duggars were looking to adopt, so why not adopt the Kardashian-Jenner crew? Together, they would have a bigger population than most of small-town USA.
‘Chrisley Knows Best’
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For those of you who didn’t catch the show “Chrisley Knows Best,” it’s about a wealthy Southern family with a whole lot of attitude and money. The sassiness level of the individual families are off the charts, but together they could break Tumblr.
‘Property Brothers’
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Now that her family is all grown up, why not look into switching careers? Kris wielding power tools and a paintbrush seems unlikely, but let’s not underestimate the attractive pull of the Scott brothers. Because they’re hot. And they’re twins. Hot twins.
‘Vanderpump Rules’
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Kris and Lisa are two powerful matriarchs and could certainly learn from each other. Maybe the Kardashians could develop a posh English accent and then move to England. And be in England. Instead of America.
‘Candidly Nicole’
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The Richies and the Kardashians have been staples in the American reality television circuit for years, from Nicole’s “The Simple Life” to Kourtney’s appearance on “Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive.” Like George Clooney and Brad Pitt, they belong together.
‘Sister Wives’
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If Kody Brown is looking for a fifth wife, this is the perfect time to slip in there, Kris. But let’s be real, sharing doesn’t really seem like her thing.
