Getting your Trinity Audio player ready...
– Invite guests over to watch the game.
– Set up chairs (close together!) in back yard.
– Position TV so it’s visible through rear window.
– Instruct guests to park six blocks away. Charge for parking if you can.
– Turn on some electric fans to mimic the lake breeze.
– Use son’s toy planes to simulate Blue Angels flyover.
– Hire “extras” to sit in front of guests, stand up whenever ball is snapped.
– Hot dog? That’ll be $8.75. You want the change?
– Bathroom is available in neighbor’s house down the block. There’s a line.
– Arrange to have one guest’s car towed before game ends.
